Have you ever met someone who has a headache and thinks they have a brain tumor? Or one of those people who has a pain in their chest and is convinced they’re going into cardiac arrest? How about someone with stomach pain who thinks they have appendicitis?

Guys, last night I convinced myself I had appendicitis and ended almost a year of not self-diagnosing via WebMD.

There goes that streak.

But seriously, when you have pains on your right side and loss of appetite, what else do you have?

You may ask why I gave up WebMD. Well, right now I’m convicinving myself I have other symptoms that are aligned with said appendicitis like nausea and vomiting. Yea, I can make myself puke. It’s not that impressive.

So I know that I probably don’t have appendicitis and that it is all in my head. Like the heart attack I was having or my brain tumor. Or when the student health center thought I had DVTs while my parents were on vacay in Cabo.

Please, please, please tell me I’m not the only one who does this.

And with all that craziness, I leave you with this lovely photo taken from my hotel room during the last vacation I went on. In 2008…no…I’m not bitter.