exshoes me?

Last week while walking from Physical Therapy to my limousine (a.k.a the subway), I saw these in the window of the Adidas store and I wanted to run inside and purchase them on the spot. But I didn’t, mostly because I really wanted to get home and get sofa-side.

So naturally, a few days later I looked them up and noticed a ridiculous detail. A tail. No shit. These shoes have a tail.


I really wanted them. They’re furry and cheetah but…with a tail.

I can’t with the tail.
 What do you think? I was thinking maybe I could hack it off?