you are not going faster than a mile a minute

If you haven’t seen the video below, please take a few minutes out of your day to make yourself feel like a genius and catch up with the rest of us for the discussion (aka me giving my opinions) below. Thank you.

Obviously, I have a few questions.

a. Um, who is the idiot here, her or the man quizzing her who MARRIED her?
b. If they are still married, why?
c. She must be amazing at something.
d. How the shit do you not know what MPH is?
e. It has nothing to do with how fast you run, you do realize this, right?
f. Why couldn’t you figure out that you would travel 80 miles going 80mph in ONE hour. NOT 30 minutes???

That being said, I think she is a very, very special girl. And I would divorce anyone who made me look like a fool on the internet. It’s a good thing I can’t marry myself, because then I would obviously need to file for divorce.

And I think this is a good time to introduce a new segment that we’ll have here on the blog called “a genius asks and above average person questions”. The genius is my boyfriend and I’m the above average person. I need to go get my learn on.