passive aggresive this.

You know what I’m real sick of? Passive aggressive behavior on the interwebs. This includes but is not limited to: email, Facebook, twitter, gchat, ichat, instant messenger (yes, people still use it), blogs and skype.


Some could argue that this post is passive aggressive. I would punch those people in the throat. Why? Because they’re liars. I would say pretty much anything to someone’s face. That isn’t to say that I’ve spared a lot of people, especially as of late, from the verbal lashing I can deliver.

No one wants to be on the business end of this wrath. That is for sure. Not even my 5th grade teacher, Mrs. Fox. But that’s another story for a different day.

Here’s the thing people, if you don’t have the cajones to man up and tell it how it is to someone’s face, don’t be a little shit and put it in an electronic form of communication. It’s lame and it sends a clear message that you are immature, amongst other things. You are not a bad ass on the internet if you’re a wimp in person. We aren’t fooled. You = serious lamesauce.

So the next time you think of sending some bitchy, passive aggressive email you should think again. You’re only embarrassing yourself and further solidifying that you don’t have a backbone. Remember when your mother told you that “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”? It’s kinda like that.

If you can’t say it to my face, don’t send me some shit in an email because you can bet that I’ll call you out on it and that won’t be a pleasant experience for you. However, it will be a pleasant experience for all bystanders.