I know I don’t talk a lot about my boyfriend, the mystery painter, on here often but I feel like I should because he’s very entertaining.
So to you, I present, a sampling of hilarious text messages between he and I.
Me: I’m in line at the post office and I want to die.
BF: That’s so weird, I was literally thinking about how much the post office sucks when I read
your text.
Me: Life tips apparently. It’s like “yes, because you’re obviously winning at life”.
BF: Wow…that’s even more embarrassing…I thought he meant career tips…his life is a mess.
Me: Do you like Cobb Salads?
BF: Not even sure what that is
Me: Jesus Christ.
Me: Don’t forget the food items 🙂
BF: Oh yeah…some sort of dead animal?
Me: Do you know what quiche is? (see, I learned my lesson from the Cobb Salad incident of 2k12)
BF: Yes, along with being only one of a few foods that begin with q. It is akin to a casserole…why?
Me: Because it’s what’s for dinner.
What did you all think? Want me to keep them coming or keep them to myself?
Lol you’re too funny. Bf text sessions are always interesting! Xox
Oh boys. One time I asked my friend mario if he liked my wedges and he said, if they’re anything like potato wedges then yes.
AJ, c’mon now. Cobb salad? At least he knew what a quiche was, though his definition sure is…interesting? This makes me want to be friends with him.
haha, Love this! Definitely keep ’em coming!
Love the quiche comment haha – akin to casserole – awesome
love it – so funny. I think people like tid bits into peoples personal lives that aren’t so serious – keep em coming 🙂
lol too funny! Your text conversations with your boyfriend are much funnier than mine. I think you should definitely incorporate more of these hilarious little quips into your blog!
xx Olivia
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I like the mystery painter.
i sometimes think of posting the convos between the hubs and i because we are both ridiculously crazy. i have one friend that loves to come over just to listen to us converse because we are crazy. she is also a therapist, though.
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Keep ’em coming! I’m thinking of doing a similar series b/c mine is also a ridiculous guy. What is it with these boyfriends of ours?
I’m my text messages with Mr. A are just as bad. Ha! We are never on the same page when it comes to texting conversations.
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Hahahaha “akin to a casserole.” Yup, keep ’em coming.
hahah.. these are so great! Your boy is hilarious 🙂
oh god. keep them to yourself. please.
kidding. keep them coming!!
This is adorable.
♡ Lexi
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