outfit: fancy pants

I’m pretty predictable when it comes to fashion and I’m sure you’ll all agree. I like jeans and tshirts. Sometimes dresses and the occasional skirt. I am a JEANS girl. You can ask my mother, who cried a lot when I said “sorry Mom, I can’t wear that on the bars”. I was very matter-of-fact for a child.

pants // jacket (similar)  // tee // sunglasses // bag (similar)

These pants are my everything. When I take them out of my closet I always say “fancy pants” like this. If you haven’t seen Brick in The Middle, you are miss-ing out.  I wish I would have met them sooner. Unfortunately, they are sold out, but stalk the boutique above. They are ALWAYS getting in new, amazing pieces. I think these pants were like $48? A steal, if you ask me.

And guys, I think Stella is getting her groove back. If I’m Stella and my so-called “groove” is taking outfit pictures. I guess it’s sort of like riding a bike, no? However, for these presentable photos you see here there are about 50 that are absolutely awful. What is that about? I mean, really. Why can’t I just look amazing in all of my pictures like Heidi Klum? WHY!?

I’m just casually chillin’ (literally) at the pond. What you can’t see here? All the tourists trying to figure out if I’m famous or not and/or why a man with a beard is taking my picture while I’m telling him what to do.

Here’s the other thing. I hate the morning. But in the morning, you get the best light. So looks like I’m going to have to roll my lazy ass out of bed earlier on the weekends and go play paparazzi in the park. Who wants to come along? You can hurl insults at me and I’ll send them right back. We could be a traveling freak show. What do you say?